Weed | Sex | Surf. | I'm 18, I live in myrtle beach on my own in my own Dope ass house. I surf all the time, Teach surfing lessons, I smoke weed a lot and love to have sex with many women. Got a problem? Yo! Im not Vanilla Ice, I ain't gonna solve it.

• carley: i want a mcflurry.
• mom: i'm mcfucking sorry.
• me: lmfao.